Is your natural habitat a musty, dimly lit, dusty old room that is almost unnervingly quiet and isolated? Do you think interruptions should be an offence punishable by death? Is your answer to the endless piles of 'books to read next' around your house to buy more bookshelves rather than get rid of any books?
You may be addicted to reading.
You should wear these book nerd earrings so that people know not to annoy you when you're reading, otherwise there'll be dire consequences.
These colourful, gold-backed, hard enamel earrings have stainless steel hooks and come beautifully presented on a Jubly-Umph backing card. They are one of a limited edition.